Balium 

A calmative remedy to a Bale Out.

Mac n Row went out for dinner with some Christians and the Waiter offered to take their order whilst they were engaged in a debate. The whole table promptly did a Bale Out at the interrupting Waiter and the Chef dropped a couple Balium tablets into their meals to calm them down.

Balium by Henry Beans February 5, 2009

balumpabump 

A person (usually a girl) who is so obese that one may wonder how a person could let themselves get that big. These people tend to have a spherical/ elliptical shaping because of the incredible amount of fat tissue that eliminates the natural curves of a human being.

**Balumpabump walks in**
Person 1: Oh my lord. Look at her
Person 2: Wow what a balumpabump
Person 1: How could a person let themselves turn into that

balumpabump by jetsman2528 August 7, 2010

baltuminshh 

Once there's was discord group called "TikTok Latvia".
One day, baltuminshh was mad, which mean's he griefed the group, lmao...

After that, guy named baltuminshh dissapeared!

I miss baltuminshh so f. much dude, he was so cool...

baltuminshh by Pablo Emilio September 4, 2020

balimptious 

Outrageous, disgraceful, preposterous.

The airline sold more tickets on this plane than they have seats. This is balimptious!

balimptious by Alan Hamby October 23, 2007

Balumpus 

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!

Balumpus by Froat August 12, 2007

Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

Ballum by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

Balim 

One of the kindest, funniest, batshit souls you will ever meet. Though absolutely stunning, their wit and charm will surprise you. They will quickly become one of your closest friends and give you the shirt off their back. At times they may be a little too hard on themselves, but that is because they have big dreams and know they obtain them. If you ever meet a Balim, never let them go because they will bring so much light, laughter and beauty into your world.

"Wow, she can really do it all! Must be a Balim."

Balim by MaybeFreddy January 10, 2021