bald mouse

small but long penis ( tall thin basketball players )
sandy scream, bald mouse with one eye in bed! get him out! Oh sorry sweetheart...
by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006
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bald mouse

a loser in highschool that doesnt have any pubes
gigi durbin
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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bald-headed mouse

penis
Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.
by Tedwise October 27, 2003
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bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it
hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?
by madfunfrank September 30, 2013
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