sturdy carnivorous burrowing mammal with strong claws widely distributed in the northern hemisphere

ie found quite often in the UK. the UK! they're viscious bastards when you piss them off. oh and some girls make badger noises during rough sex. haha.

see also bananaphone
i hit a badger at 70 down a country last night. now it's worm food
by Dijital May 22, 2004
Black and white bear/dog thing that is very cool, until they maul you.
"Wow, I just saw a badger."
by Skitster August 13, 2003
A homosexual man who frequents parkland or commons seeking gay sex with other like-minded individuals. From the expression 'looking for badgers' or 'badger watching' used by such individuals when questioned by the law.
Officer: 'Allo, 'allo, 'allo, what's all this then?

Respose: I'm just badger watching.
by jw2034 April 17, 2008
mystic creatures that was used as backup against the forces of sauron in the movie "the two towers"
"thats not an orc-horn"
by brandon heat January 31, 2005
Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.
badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers
by wysiwyg February 16, 2004
A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.
My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.
by ihatebuffering March 05, 2011
Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!
I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!
by badger-mushroom- snake September 01, 2009

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