bedarded 

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.

Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.

bedarded by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010

Bedarded 

A person who is really damn good at EA’s NHL video game series.

Wow he’s so good he must be mentally bedarded

Bedarded by BedardedOG January 25, 2023

batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

batarded 

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

batarded by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batarded 

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

batarded by samiam May 3, 2005

Bacarded 

To be drunk on bacardi that it makes you retarted

I got so fucking bacarded this weekend!

Bacarded by nd171717 September 8, 2019

Gettin’ Bedarded 

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

Gettin’ Bedarded by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025