bedarded

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.

Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.

by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010

Bedarded

A person who is really damn good at EA’s NHL video game series.

Wow he’s so good he must be mentally bedarded

by BedardedOG January 25, 2023

Bedard

The name given to one who is unable to pull a full bong hit, due to one of the following reasons:-
Unable to get a lighter to work
Choking
Taking a breath before taking last hit.

In some cases, spilling the bong water is also worthy of 'Bedard' punishment.

You didnt pull it all, BEDARD!!!

by 1 hit puller July 5, 2012

Bedard

In the state of taking a poop, or a very large shit including diarrhea

I just took a huge bedard

by ilikewomen1234 December 4, 2010

Gettin’ Bedarded

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025

Connor Bedard

A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.

"Connor Bedard is pretty."

by JC Butterball December 25, 2024