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Gargantor the Baconator 

The name given to a woman at Wendy's who was literally wider than she was tall, that demanded that she recieve "10 pieces of bacon on her Baconator Burger and not those little half strips and that they had better not charge her for 20 pieces of bacon."
Guy 1: Did you just see that 5' tall 7' wide woman that wanted all that bacon?

Guy 2: Ya, that was Gargantor the Baconator.

Guy 1: Huh, I wonder if she is an inbred relative of Trogdor the Burninator?

baconatarian 

When your diet only conists of the heavenly goodness called bacon.
person 1- I wonder if you would die if you were a baconatarian from eating so much bacon.

person 2- Who cares? It's probably the coolest and tastiest way to die.
baconatarian by baconequalslife March 13, 2010

bacon salt 

to overstate the value of an object by the use of multiple false testimonials, which are often made by a person affiliated with the object itself
the previews for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull got us real excited for the movie, but George Lucas really bacon salted us
bacon salt by reetle August 28, 2008
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

All Baconator 

A member of an online forum, usually a higher power (moderator, administrator) who has a hatred for women and will cock block the shit out of you; Being a dick to females on an Internet forum for no reason. The word is used as a verb or an action of going all Baconator.
Girl - Hey, guys, check out my new picture
All Baconator - Bitch, please, you ugly.
All Baconator by Ownageee January 26, 2010

Bacontastic 

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item
1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!
Bacontastic by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010