baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.

We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.

baconing by rgg September 14, 2012

The Baconking Button 

When an individual doesn’t know how to correctly EV train their Pokemon on the Pokemon Showdown server, and will click the Smogon suggested spread

“Hey man I have this Mew I wasn’t sure was EVs to give it”

“I don’t know man just hit The Baconking Button”

The Baconking Button by TheBroskii July 18, 2017

Kevin Baconning 

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.

John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.

Kevin Baconning by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009

Baconing 

Baconing (verb): to do an extreme combination of chillaxing and being a boss

Dude, i was down in florida last weekend and i saw this guy baconing so hard. He had ALL the ladies around him

Baconing by ElDiosDelTrueno September 22, 2010

baconaids

Swine Flu

That guys got a bad case of Baconaids!

baconaids by AnTi_mTtr April 27, 2009

baconaid 

It means any thing with bacon added to it.

Baconaided coffee, baconaided underwear
ect.....

baconaid by Mara Lee November 5, 2003

Baconing 

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

Baconing by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010