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Bacon Hawk 

A majestic hawk with bacon for wings. It was created by Destery and Nathan of the DesandNate YouTube channel.
Steven: Look uncle Destery, it's a bacon hawk!
Destery: I don't give a rat's tooth. Shutup Steven!
Bacon Hawk by notdesandnate July 17, 2012

Canadian baconback 

when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast

Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback

baconhair 

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.
"Let's buzz, baconhair!"
baconhair by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

Baconhater

The quintessential example of a person who does not understand and radicalizes their dislike of the perfect food -- Bacon.
Man, all those vegans -- Baconhaters
Baconhater by Lurik April 21, 2011

Bacontaken 

When your mom makes bacon for breakfast and your friends eat it first.
David: Hey dawg, wheres da bacon?

Dawg: Ya'll, it's bacontaken.
A true wonder of the universe, this peculiar creature will always speak in the same low, raspy tone of voice and exhibit no emotion while conversing with humans. Much is still unknown about this Euclid creature; however, it is known to hate all life and to be the only known creature capable of destroying the mortal enemy of all things good, Quebec.
Gxinva: Wow i haven;t seen baconham all day!
PraiseThe: I saw him entering Quebec while saying"Today is the day the world is finally rid of this scourge!" .
baconham by BusterIsGod December 1, 2018