when your having sex with your girl and she starts to get dry grab some bacon grease and use it as lube, when you done smack her in the face with your penis and tell her to go make you some breakfast.
Bro 1: yo im hungry do you wanna get some breakfast
Bro 2: naw im cool i just got some canadian baconback
A true wonder of the universe, this peculiar creature will always speak in the same low, raspy tone of voice and exhibit no emotion while conversing with humans. Much is still unknown about this Euclid creature; however, it is known to hate all life and to be the only known creature capable of destroying the mortal enemy of all things good, Quebec.
Gxinva: Wow i haven;t seen baconham all day!
PraiseThe: I saw him entering Quebec while saying"Today is the day the world is finally rid of this scourge!" .