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Baconarian 

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.
P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon
Baconarian by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012
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Baconsexual 

It means when u like bacon. Like when you wanna fuck bacon. So then you're baconsexual
Example:
Rob: Omg i love bacon
Me: so you are Baconsexual?
Rob: HECK y-yeahh
Baconsexual by BISCHHHHHH May 3, 2021
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When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Baconaise 

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.
"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."
Baconaise by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

backarse 

The most remote and isolated part of any given area. In case of urban areas it is the most derelict and poverty stricken part. Every city, country and area has its own backarse since the term is relative to the more affluent and densely populated places.

In extremely remote places the term 'backarse of nowhere' may be used. This is a more severe version of 'middle of nowhere'. If you can get a mobile phone signal in a very remote area it is the middle of nowhere. In the backarse of nowhere, only satellite phones work.

There is nothing wrong with being, or even living in the backarse of nowhere. However some urbanites and preps may be scared and feel insecure in such places.
I spent my days living in the Backarse of nowhere. Like Robinson Crusoe, it's as primitive as can be.
backarse by Dankoozy October 22, 2008

baconass 

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.
Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
baconass by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

Baconfreak 

A person that will eat bacon with just about anything.
For Baconfreaks see:
http://www.reddit.com/r/bacon/
http://baconshow.blogspot.com/
Baconfreak by Bobby Denver October 8, 2008