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1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.
Baynality by Ed Woody April 25, 2012

Babality 

The ability to turn one into a baby. Is seen in the Mortal Kombat games. The newly transformed baby would be seen in a diaper or/and baby version of their clothes. When this happens in MK2 they play rock a bye baby and the others just a baby cry.
Johnny Cage wins
Babality
Babality by Tazz May 4, 2004

Security by Banality 

A computer system made secure by obviously containing nothing of interest. Never a protection against pranksters, in the age of Zombie Spammers, this concept is mostly obsolete.
I protected Mom's computer by installing Windows 98 on it and putting up a thick firewall of bundt cake recipes. True Security by Banality.

Babality 

In Mortal Kombat II, defeat your opponent on the winning round using only the kick buttons. When it says, "Finish Him !!!" enter the Babality code (For Mileena, it's down 4 times and then High Kick).

For brownie points, when playing against the computer, use Liu Kang, Jax, Kitana, or Reptile, and attack using only Low Kick on your winning round.
"Mileena Wins..... Babality !"
Babality by handle187 November 7, 2003

baetality 

when you are totally roasted (that's slayed to you white people) by the one you like to call bae
natalie pulled a full baetality on roger during an argument
baetality by thecutestcutiepie November 4, 2015

Banality 

Not the state or being of a banana, but the idea of banana itself
Because of my strong sense of banality, sometimes I subconsciously wonder how and why the existence of a banana came to be
Banality by James Mathias April 26, 2019