2 definitions by Ed Woody
Name commonly used to refer to Michael Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.
"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
by Ed Woody February 20, 2012
1. adj. Used to describe "action" movies that are inexplicably, excruciatingly boring, either because of a lack of real action scenes and a plethora of banal and horribly scripted non-action scenes, or because the action scenes themselves are atrociously directed and/or impossible to follow similar to a Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
2. adj. Used to describe an overproduced movie with a ludicrously high budget that still manages to be the most painfully sophomoric tripe imaginable, similar to what you would expect to get if you gave your 8 year-old nephew a camcorder and a 20 million dollar computer, or what you would expect to see from your typical Michael Bay film.
3. adj. Used to describe any scene or bit of dialogue from a film that is so insanely stupid and non-sensical that it defies belief. Like when a giant robot pees on someone, or like any scene from any Michael Bay film.
4. adj. Used to describe a film that cannot be enjoyed by any intelligent, thinking, discerning person of any taste whatsoever, much like any Michael Bay film.
Jesus Christ. Did you see the latest Bayformers movie? I wanted to like it but its obscene and unrelenting Baynality made it impossible.
by Ed Woody February 20, 2012