Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.

Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.

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baby juice

The fluid a man releases from his penis when he ejaculates during sex.

Eric let out a moan as he climaxed and shot his baby juice deep into his woman's pussy.

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A young, red-haired woman who is a depository for male ejaculate. Similar to a cum dumpster.

For $4 you can drop off your load at the local baby juice depot such as Mel's face.

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When complainers cry about something, they are normally whining for baby juice. Babies want juice, and juice is given to babies. Hence: Baby Juice.

Dude, quit complaining, you want me to get you some baby juice or something?

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The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

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One half of the ingredients it takes to make the baby.

She won't get pregnant if you have her swallow the 100 proof baby juice.

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Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

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