awful tower

"The Awful Tower" is the appellation most commonly used by a certain variety of Parisian anglophones to refer to that most ominous quadripedal cast iron cast-off space ship masquerading as the City's and even the Country's most famous tourist attraction.

Also known as "Ze Awful Tow(z)er"

"Where are we going to take the relatives from Ohio?" Petit Louis asked he brother Toto. "Oh, I know, let's drive them down the Champs a Sleazy, then over to the Sore Bone, and then we can finish up at the Awful Tower."

awful tower by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007

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Awful Tower

It's an Eiffel Tower but with a really fat, ugly, nasty girl.

My friend and I had an Eiffel Tower with a big ugly pig of a woman. It was awful. It was an Awful Tower.

Awful Tower by pitbullvassar November 17, 2023

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Gawds Awful Towers

A game on Roblox that is a spin off of JToH and is filled to the brim with irony and top-tier shitty jokes.

Person 1: Bro what are you playin on roblox?

Person 2: I'm playin Gawds Awful Towers ok

Person 1: bruh

Gawds Awful Towers by somethingofwhatever November 16, 2019

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Gawds Awful Towers

the breeding ground for all thing sex related

bro you went to gawds awful towers?

yeah i had sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gawds Awful Towers by mrduck69lol December 24, 2019

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Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

Gawd's awful towers by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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