1. adj. to describe anything that while it functions to its minimal specification, it still sucks
2. adj. bad
3. n. one who is not good
2. adj. bad
3. n. one who is not good
1. Man, my new computer is average.
2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team.
3. You are an average.
2. That was a pretty average performance by my local sports team.
3. You are an average.
by Chewy January 2, 2005
(n.): A person or thing that is disgustingly average. Not exceptional or detestable in any way, shape, or form.
by Lunar Aura July 21, 2004
savage not average — a maxim for people who have moved beyond a mere “attitude of gratitude” and want to use their god given human talents to do more than just wait for a blessing.
A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.
While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.
If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.
A person who is savage and not average is a trail blazer.
While it is prudent to be thankful for what we receive; it is also possible to participate in the creativity of the universe by adding our own actions to universal processes to “help things along”. It’s the difference between carrying water from a river vs. digging a deep well and installing pipes and infrastructure.
If you notice that you are usually the first to try something difficult endeavors; but after you prove it can be done others follow in your footsteps you, my friend, are savage not average.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 1, 2023
(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.
by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006
An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?
Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!
Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.
Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!
Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.
by gimme the money August 30, 2016
A rapping legend that took the internet by storm, the whitest thing since sliced white bread. Raps to crazy casio keyboard mixes.
White Guy A: Did you hear about this new guy Average Homeboy
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever
White Guy B: He makes me feel secure about being middle class
White Guy A: Looks like the already tainted reputation of white rappers is taking another beating
White Guy B: Wanna go eat mayonnaise?
White Guy A: Do I ever
by NegativeFeedback May 11, 2006
Feeling about someone the same way you feel about crackerbread. You do not love it but you also don't hate it or have a problem with it.
Bianca: do you think Shawn Mendes has a cute face?
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
Nicole: No I just think he is crackerbread average
by MendesLover101 July 13, 2019