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Average Tim 

(Similar to the term "Average Joe" but different in meaning.)
Someone who appears to be normal or average but has very unusual fetishes and secrets.
"Average Tim" over there looks pretty plain but the other night he was sucking a black dildo covered in pop rocks with the words "cock boy" and "knob gobbler" written on his chest while 15 people watched.
Average Tim by Brian Monohan September 27, 2006
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average handle time 

One of a call center's metrics that defines about how long it takes you to handle one call. Usually abreviated called AHT and run together so it sounds as a single three-syllable word.
Rob's AHT was pretty high because he had to do The Big Nasty a bunch of times this week.
average handle time by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004

Average height for the time 

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.
Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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