Autotune Headache 

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

Autotune Headache by nothere413 September 8, 2010

autotune

Pitch correction software specifically for vocals that makes up for a lack of natural singing talent. 90% or more of all "professional" recordings use this software.
An extreme example is that horrific Cher song from a few years back, and the Kid Rock song where is voice is all fucked up. Used in moderation it can hardly be heard except by a trained ear.

Remember before autotune, when singers could actually sing?

or

Man, that chick sings so bad not even autotune can fix it.

autotune by BennyW February 4, 2007

autotune

The means by which average people can become godly singers instantly. No musical knowledge is required, just loop a beat and sing away!

My sister let out the tarzan jungle call. I autotuned it and it sounded like ke$ha.

autotune by ThatGuyOverThere2 April 26, 2010

Autozoner 

An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.

I hate being an Autozoner.

Autozoner by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008

autozone 

A faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery.

We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!!

autozone by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

autotune

Autotune: aw-toh-toon,tyoon
n. the worst thing to happen to music; the best thing to comedy.
v. the act of making a bad singer sound more ridiculous.

Lil Wayne, Rebecca Black, Cher, Black Eye Peas, B.O.B.,Taio Cruz, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Jay Sean, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Akon, and virtually every other new Top 40 celebrity use autotune to mask their lack of singing talent

autotune by eaglewatch1945 April 4, 2011

Autozone 

The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.

I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone.

Autozone by Thegtojoe April 8, 2005