hindu guy :"my car no start battary bad"
autozoner: "ok let me get the tester and test the battery"
-after testing battery-
Autozoner: yes the battery is bad according to the tester, I can get you a price on a new one
hindu guy: ok can u guys install?
autozoner: wel, for this car we can't; because the battery is located under the fuse box which is also located under a big steel metal bar; in this case we can't do the install
hindu guy; but the sign say U GUYS Install!!
autozoner: i understand that; but only if nothing's in the way
hindu guy: ......you guys install battary?
Alone zone to bone zone in 60 seconds.