Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

by Kevo285 October 7, 2018

autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 13, 2004

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 23, 2011

autopilot

The ability to somehow find you way back to your own bed, no matter what state you are in

Not quite sure how i got home last night... I must have been on autopilot

by Pipboy_3000 April 10, 2008

Autopilot

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend

Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!

by Buckassmurdoch August 23, 2013

Autopilot

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.

Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot

by MonkeyMan91 February 4, 2012