2 definitions by Buckassmurdoch

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend
Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!
by Buckassmurdoch August 23, 2013
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Compound word for "both of us"

Typically references a guy with a huge noggin who drinks a lot and prefers plugging brown holes on larger women
Why do they call him bofus?

Cause his head is big enough for the both of us!
by Buckassmurdoch August 23, 2013
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