by TiC_ToK September 27, 2004
a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.
by daequan October 30, 2003
by nineavedon February 4, 2011
The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.
Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
by Kevo285 October 7, 2018
An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality
Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality
Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend
Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!
by Buckassmurdoch August 23, 2013
The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)
E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.
E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.
by MonkeyMan91 February 4, 2012
Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot
Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…
Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…
by notyxngscxba June 14, 2022