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Author 

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A person who writes books, articles, documents etc.
Bedanta Chakrabarty is my favorite YA author.
Author by humblebrendon November 20, 2019
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Aether • author • Authoritarian • Atherton • authentic • authoritah • Atherin • authenticity • Arther • Antherni

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

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an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
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Aether

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A cool kid who sounds mysterious, but is actually an airheaded moron.
L: Hi M
M: I forgot to tell you something, I have a brother, N. He is a mysterious cool kid, but he’s stupid
L: he’s an aether
Aether by Ace the simp April 29, 2023
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authenticity 

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Being who you are, listening to yourself and making your own decisions, rather than buying all the crap society foists on you. Keep it real. (authentic)
Authenticity became his primary value. My dog lives for authenticy.
authenticity by DJrumination December 13, 2008
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Real Author 

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A "Real Author" is someone who has at least 500 people show up for book signings. It has nothing to do with being an international best seller or owning your own mountain purchased through your book sales. It only has to do with how many people show up to get you to sign their books.
"So, how many people are out there?"
"There's about 200 in line!"
<sigh>"Still not a Real Author"
Real Author by Skua September June 18, 2018
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artherosclerosis 

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A condition where plaque clogs up your arteries so blood can't flow. Side effect of eating like a pig and not exercising.
Fat kid: NOM MOM SCARF BURN
Me: He is sure getting artherosclerosis.
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