The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman
from the show South Park
(or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.
"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"
. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.
Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*
authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.
Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..."
Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..."
Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..."
Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"