by Yer Mom January 10, 2005
I am a woman, 5'4", and I weigh 200 pounds. I have an athletic figure.
Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.
Note: A more optimal weight for a 5'4" woman would be 120 pounds, +or-.
by Bbobbxx January 1, 2016
by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009
Athletics, or school sports, are terrible rituals in which you let a coach yell at you as you wear yourself out. There's truly no point in any of it.
People usually in athletics are usually popular. Everybody in athletics should die.
People usually in athletics are usually popular. Everybody in athletics should die.
by B-Drizzle Bitches May 15, 2009
A disease which primarily affects the human male. It occurs after a session of unprotected sex (30mins+) whereby the males penis, if left unwashed for several hours, becomes irritated and itchy due to the combination of friction and deposits of vaginal/anal secretion.
Augustus: Hey Roger, you know you've really handed it to her when you get an athletes cock for the rest of the day!
Roger: Yes!
Roger: Yes!
by Benny_Pish March 27, 2009
The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.
Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.
by youknowilkeribs June 21, 2011
by Dr. John Cannon June 20, 2014