The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot
, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation
Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes
hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.