atchaforia

One eye is looking atcha. One eye is looking for ya. Someone who has a crossed eye or a lazy eye.

I hate when I am talking to someone with atchaforia.

atchaforia by Impressive February 16, 2014

Atchaphoria 

A way to describe someone with cross eyes

What happened to that bird you were grafting last night?

"was so close to pumping her mate, but found out she had a severe case of atchaphoria when we left the clubs and she was in the light"
Aww shit man what's that?

"It's where one of her eyes looks atcha and the other looks phoria!"

Atchaphoria by Sunnyindahoos August 9, 2017

atchaforya 

What someone has when they have one eye looking at you and one eye looking for you.

That kid from El Pasout, the one with the lazy eye, has atchaforya.

atchaforya by T West March 26, 2008

atyaforia 

When one eye is looking at ya and the other eye is looking for ya!!

Samantha looks like she had atyaforia. When I was administering her nightly meditation, I had to ask her if she was looking for me or at me. 👁👁👀

atyaforia by Wonder eye August 12, 2017