What happened to that bird you were grafting last night?
"was so close to pumping her mate, but found out she had a severe case of atchaphoria when we left the clubs and she was in the light"
Aww shit man what's that?
"It's where one of her eyes looks atcha and the other looks phoria!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'