AstroTatting 

The act of smoking marijuana, and then watching a muted version of the 2d Japanese "Astroboy" cartoon, while listening to the music of Ratatat simultaneously. The music and the cartoon eerily tend to sync up, no matter the start time of either.

Note- Most effective when performed as a night cap after a thorough night of drinking. In other words, a "passive" weed activity.

Dude, you guys were up laaaaate last night!

-Yeah, well we didn't get home til four and then we were AstroTatting for at least an hour.

AstroTatting by AstroBoy39 June 15, 2010

Astrobastard 

1. The same thing as a Fuckernaut.

2. A dumbass lost in lala land

Man is that guy a good astrobastard or what?

Astrobastard by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 9, 2007

astrotard 

1. A super 'tard.

2. Someone who messes up so bad they cannot even ride the short bus.

Jimmy(not real name), decided he had his truck paid off and did not need any insurance save liability. On the way home from the BBQ decided to take the grill home for his buddies. However the coals were still hot and the wind on the freeway knocked over the grill and excited the burning coals. Setting his truck on fire. Jimmy must have looked like a real astrotard standing beside the road watching his truck burn. True story.

astrotard by MR Hagy April 7, 2011

Astrovagant 

1. wandering in outer space
2. wandering amongst the stars
3. wandering amongst the celestial bodies

Barnabáš - Bowie died.
Yui - Nah man he's wandering space! An astrovagant forevermore -- watching o'er all of us! Inbringing love throughout the universe.

Astrovagant by MaxwellMurdoch October 24, 2020

astrobass 

1) Another way of saying a big lower behind, also known as the butt or booty.

2) When someone says something they say is true, but say it just to boast.

1)“Get your astrobass over here!”
2)”The story Sarah told us that was about her winning 1st place was cool, but I can tell it was astrobass.”

astrobass by EmdyP January 9, 2019