The Astronomers 

The Astronomers is composed of Ben Baker and Michael Stensland. We currently have no information on which is chaotic and which is calm, but they're still a really cool band that has an EP called Sinking Ships & Story Tales.

Person 1: You ever heard of The Astronomers?
Person 2: No, I actually haven't.
Person 1: You should go check out U F'd Up and Skywalking!
Person 2: What if I don't?
Person 1: You will have bad luck in finding good music, so you better go do it right now.

The Astronomers by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. February 28, 2021

Asstronomer 

A person who gazes at the female ass and who observes with detail how the ass moves when walking. An asstronomer also tracks the tail as it passes by.

Matty had to study Uranus before he was considered to be an asstronomer.

Asstronomer by smatty21 March 30, 2010

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

anal astronomer by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

asstronomer 

A proctologist who is so very into his profession, quite likely because of himself being gay.

God I went to the proctologist today and man, he wouldn't finish checking my ass for 6 hours already! What an asstronomer! Next time I go see a proctologist, I should ask him if he's gay or else if he is I won't let him examine my ass.

asstronomer by Mark H June 11, 2004

asstronomer 

(n.) a person, usually a man, who is interested in the field of ass (usually female).

herbert was an avid asstronomer; he could determine the exact gravitational pull of an ass just by looking at it.

asstronomer by carlos c March 3, 2008

astronomer 

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

astronomer by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

Braille astronomer 

One who studies heavenly bodies by touch.

I'm am a braille astronomer and I want to touch you.

Braille astronomer by superyouper October 31, 2005