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See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.
Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?
by Odorus Glutenaie May 06, 2005
Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
by Kyle Biddle August 02, 2004
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!
by Ima Feinlen February 07, 2004
Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.
Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..
by Fuckhead April 24, 2003
a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."
by kitznegari November 09, 2002
toilet paper
by Anonymous April 23, 2003
Shit residue.
After brushing one's anal region with absorbant paper tissue, the semi-liquid matter that appears to form a brush or perhaps a feather-like pattern. It is quickly examined, rated and disposed.
by vince February 26, 2004