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a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."
by kitznegari November 09, 2002
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1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.
You're an asswipe for making her cry.
by Spanish Exchange 2006 February 24, 2006
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1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by Archemedez November 02, 2007
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Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex
I'm your dad Asswipe.
by BigRob78 December 30, 2007
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1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.
I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.
by star8706 February 01, 2003
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the fuzz is just a hole shitload of asswhipes
by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005
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Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.
Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)
by drkull May 20, 2012
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