1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.
You're an asswipe for making her cry.
by Spanish Exchange 2006 February 24, 2006
See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.
Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?
by Odorus Glutenaie May 06, 2005
Asswipes! the new toliet paper! 200% more absorbent then any other toliet paper!
i wish the toliet paper "asswipes" were real :D
by Kyle Biddle August 02, 2004
Somebody that you look at like a peice of shit and you'd rather be wipin ur ass with them then to be lookin at them or even go anywhere near them so u call them an asswipe so they know that your ass respects them more then you ever would.
Barney is a fuckin asswipe that all the little shitheads want to use to wipe their dirty asses..
by Fuckhead April 24, 2003
a person you'd just as soon be rid of
"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."
by kitznegari November 09, 2002