Pronounced: ass-weep-pay

An honorary title given to a member of a group of friends (or tribe) who has most recently hurled in the presence of those friends. As another member of the tribe becomes asswipe, the title passes, and the previous person loses the title. Only applies when technicolor yawn is caused by over indulgence in consumption of food, alcohol, or recreational drugs -- not by sickness or other factors.

Often used to draw attention to and discourage bad behavior, and to penalize lack of self-control through peer humiliation.

Don asswipe: A permanent title for someone who assumes the asswipe title three times.

Origin: pennsic
Jaron became asswipe again last night! His puke was everywhere.

Ugg .. I'm stuffed .. if I eat another hobo pie, I'm going to be asswipe tomorrow for sure.

I see you are passing time with the green fairy, do you want to become asswipe again?
by MarcusNine August 23, 2008
Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex
I'm your dad Asswipe.
by BigRob78 December 30, 2007
1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.
2. Lawbringer, a Paladin on the Daggerspine US server.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe, he once put a beastslaying enchant on a healing mace."

("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")
by Archemedez November 02, 2007
a person you really hate

an object you use to wipe your butt
joel is an asswipe

i need an asswipe
by john shoemaker November 25, 2003
Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.
John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.
by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009
Someone or thing that likes to (or is used) to wipe one's bum.
Wow that napkin makes a great ass wipe. Damn, I always new Donald Trump's butler was an asswipe, but I didn't realize it was part of his job till I saw him cleaning his butt in the john.
by wank December 22, 2004
Toilet paper.
"Dude, we're almost out...get some more ass wipe at the store!"
by x January 22, 2003

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