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I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.
by Light Joker November 26, 2006
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Name of a person who (usually) has head inserted in ass. A dumbass.
I wish that asswipe would learn how to drive.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS! You f*cking asswipe!
by osama bin jimmy July 19, 2006
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The couple on "Saturday Night Live" who could not think of a name for their child.
"Package delivery for Mr. Asswipe." "NO! It's Ass-weep-ay"
by ToxicCherry August 29, 2003
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A person who nobody likes who is either very annoying or is extremely rude.
A.W. -- Watch where you're going, bitch! I'm walking here!

You -- Maybe if you didn't take up the whole sidewalk, asswipe!
by blahhhtastic August 25, 2008
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by Ima Feinlen February 07, 2004
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Pertaining to the word of a piece of toilet paper, this is used executively as an insult constantly in North America. The word uses the defenition of mostly the immatury of others.
"Your a total Asswipe dude"
or
"Dude, i filled a giant asswipe yesterday!"
by Cody Hesse January 25, 2009
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1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.
1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.
by c4/\/\ July 01, 2005
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