ass virgin 

One who has virginity of the ass. Not been desecrated with a penis or object in the ass.

No Gary, I'm not ashamed to be an ass virgin.

ass virgin by j/Gary Dighton March 12, 2003

assviking 

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass

the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered

assviking by dsg August 22, 2003

asspirin 

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

asspirin by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

asspiring by DianeF November 13, 2007

assorgine 

An asinine term someone who doesn't care what hole they penetrate uses, believing they are referring to the hole of an ass or gine.

Tonight I don't care if this shaft gets shitty or kitty, I'm down with assorgine!

assorgine by GlazeHer January 30, 2015

assviolin 

A rare instrument of the string family produced in German restrooms. Other instruments in this family include the assviola, asscello, assbass (not to be confused with asscannon), assguitar, assbanjo, assfiddle, or asszamboni.

Zeig den bogen uber meine arschgeige
"Draw your bow across my assviolin"

assviolin by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

assvirginity 

The state of a person who has not had anal intercourse.

Amanda: I broke up with Andrew last night.
Linda: Why, because he's such a player?
Amanda: Yea, that and he wanted to take my assvirginity!
Linda: Owwwww...Did you let him?

assvirginity by Beatrix Hicks January 16, 2009