Assdigging

The act of reaching into one's asshole with one's finger.

Joe is a proctologist. He is specialized in assdigging.

Assdigging by DTST December 17, 2008

Assdicting 

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.

A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!

Assdicting by Keep The Glass San Diego March 13, 2017

assdiving 

Moving fast down snowy slope on your ass. Way of freetime activity/sport especially in Czech and Slovak republic. Important is hard or icy snow crust for fluent movement and joy from ride. Official assdiving community exist only in Czech republic. No sexual meaning.

That guy/girl is assdiver. She likes assdiving. That was a good assdive! (ride down the snowy hill)

assdiving by the assdiver February 28, 2012

Asshogging 

The divine process of gluing any pork product to the rim of the rectum/Stuffing a pelt of hog hide into the ass, patterning the anal cavity to replicate that of a wild boar.

After the successful hunt, Todd and Roger began asshogging.

Asshogging by myskin1issoBlack January 8, 2022

Ass Digging 

The act of foraging underneath layers of clothing to provoke anal stimulation. This is usually performed in public, and by aestheticallly repulsive participants.

“Did you see the video of the guy ass digging that chick in the car park, Dave?”

“Look over there in the corner, another ass digging”

Ass Digging by Hooroodedoo November 24, 2018

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.

e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.

assbagging by DukePacifism November 25, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019