ASSKITTY 

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

ASSKITTY by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

asssbutt 

A popular tumblr user who really loves to masturbate, likes butts and gay porn. The unique asssbutt is female, and responds to 'Ellie, El, and norman' and sustains herself on pork fried rice. Many have wondered if she is in a permanent high. She is like a snake and often goes off on hunts through the internet for unheard of sex acts and interesting toys. Her fitting blog catch phrase is "IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTY YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BLOGGER".

"Did you see what asssbutt posted today? She posts so much nsfw, I don't know if I can handle all the booty!"

"Are you kidding? it's so awesome, and she has the best porn folder!"

asssbutt by merrin.m October 23, 2012

assshit 

the only word with three s's in succession; a redundancy used to signify feces.

I just got back from the bathroom and a whole mess of assshit fell out.

assshit by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 22, 2003

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 

When you get bored of being bored, so you type random stuff such as ass with lots of S.

Girl: hi
Guy: woah, look at that asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Girl: that’s how you know who has a girlfriend and who hasn’t

asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss by make me famous December 20, 2019

Asskissitis 

Contagious disease that is caused by employees seeing others getting promoted by kissing the bosses ass and they follow suit. Symptoms include brown nose and lips with blindness to the bosses ineptitude.

Have you seen how brown Sheila's lips are lately, looks like she has a bad case of asskissitis.

Asskissitis by keifermail June 29, 2009

assken 

assken is an ass man to be sure,he always starts at the bottom and works his way up, sliding his tongue into and out of every major crevice along the way to the the top where he will remain king assken for ever reigning ass the best ass licker of female ass of all time!

"assken the king of all asslickers broke me the fuck off with his ass licking abilities" said the fair maiden, go ahead, assken.

assken by assken December 2, 2009