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the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.
dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball
by Ryan and Jeremy September 06, 2007
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A homosexual male's term for "slamming" and "dunking" his genitalia into his partners anal cavity, called a "hoop" in some occasions. Terms such as "foul" when one partner goes too hard for comfort, "alley oop" when one inserts his penis into his lovers ass, and many others are used during the act.
"Frank and I got a quick round of assketball going last night. I may have pulled some fouls during it, though."
by wishfuII August 08, 2016
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