assholaphobia 

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

assholaphobia by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012

Assolophobia 

When you find ass hairs in your ass crack and you are startled

"ah, I have ass hairs, I just got assolophobia"

Assolophobia by Idubbbz left nipple May 25, 2018

assholeaphobic 

Your basically allergic to asshole people, you absolutely cant handle them. When they are being an asshole you must shut them up immediately.

You need to stfu cuz ya being an asshole and I'm assholeaphobic and I'll kick ya ass to the moon and back.

assholeaphobic by G3n3r3c_1s_m3 April 26, 2020