assgargle

the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents

You fucking faggot assgarglers.

assgargle by Roper August 12, 2003

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

assgoogle 

Assgoogle is an asshole who, instead of giving people information that they easily could have, they tell everyone to "google it" They're also a smart ass about it.

'Hey dude, you're an I.T guy, what is an IP address?"

"Oh that's easy, google it"

And that is an assgoogle.

assgoogle by Rachet Clank November 2, 2013

assburgler 

one who steals ones virginity through the ass.(anal rape)

Oh, there is the guy I slept with two nights ago, he's such an assburgler!

assburgler by Jenner Dalgleish/ Matthew H. February 15, 2008

Assgabbler 

An "assgabbler" is a person who continually gets pushed around by his bandmates, gets used and abused, lets others take credit for his songwriting, gets teased in front of hotties, and continues to take it because "everyone else in town only likes techno."

Shortweirdguy is a complete assgabbler.

Assgabbler by Thrustor Harvesterof Innocence September 2, 2011

assbarger 

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007

Assgazler 

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

Assgazler by Davedale August 5, 2019