assfixiated

having an ass so fine it takes someone's breath away

Hilda couldn't keep her boyfriend's eyes from wandering, so she got a Brazilian buttlift and assfixiated him.

assfixiated by mel-a-knee August 21, 2008

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Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.

She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!

Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

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Assfixiated

When someone asphyxiates you with their ass

She sat on my face and nearly assfixiated me. It was one of the best days in the past few months.

Assfixiated by Bad JDP January 15, 2023

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Assfixated

Fixated on ass.

I have been assfixated all day!

Assfixated by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017

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Assfixiation

When someone nearly asphyxiates you with their ass.

Are you ready for some nice Assfixiation honey?

Assfixiation by Bianca Bellaschnee January 24, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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