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assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.
reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026