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Gooch Assasin 

A 'Gooch Assasin' is a man who takes pleasure in hand slapping the gooch of another man. A gooch assasin may or may not have acutal ninja skills. There are a particularly disturbing comunity of Gooch assasins who attack their prey when showering.

A perjorative term used to describe someone of the same gender who has invaded your personal space.
Walter the Gooch Assasin waited quietly in the wardrobe for Stuart to enter the hotel room and undress. As soon as Stuart was naked Walter cartwheeled across the room and slapped him right on his exposed gooch.

While Xavier was waiting in line Timothy pressed closer than Xavier felt comfortable with. To alert Timothy Xavier said "geez Timothy could you take a step back, you don't have to stand so close you gooch assasin!' Timothy got the point and backed it up.
Gooch Assasin by The padre October 17, 2009
you spelt it wrong you fucking moron
assasin by Allah August 3, 2004
One Sexy African American
You look like Assante
Assante by Hawks fan November 13, 2019

consider her assassinated

when someone is so fine you forgo the usual "I'd hit it".
*gorgeous pictures appear on facebook"

Dewd 1: DAAAMN.
Dewd 2: Consider her assassinated.

assasins 

Guy 1: Look at those assasins!
Guy 2: WTF are assasins? Do you mean Assassins?
assasins by Reincarnator May 5, 2007

anal assasin 

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.
i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.
anal assasin by doogy man April 4, 2006