ass panda 

Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.

GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!

ass panda by alkaseltzer wash August 25, 2006

ass panda 

a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.

"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"

"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"

ass panda by daisy27 August 26, 2006

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

Ass-panda by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

Giant-Ass Panda 

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.

"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"

Giant-Ass Panda by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009

panda ass 

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

panda ass by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009