| 1. | Mother Of All Bitch Slaps | ||
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With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target. Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
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| 2. | mother of all fuckers | ||
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A more extreme version of mother fucker. Useful when events calling for a cry of mother fucker continue to happen for no logical reason. After dropping something under a desk and then banging his head on the desk trying to get the dropped thing.
Person: Mother of all fuckers! |
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| 3. | Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… | ||
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PART 1 more...
…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen… … Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind … ---Guardian = Protector ---04/02/07 - 04/12/07 ---05/11/07 - 05/13/07 - Room 625 - The Silent Ruse’s Soul Mind came alive - 05/30/07 ---"Woe to You, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with Wrath, because He knows the Time is short..Let Him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Beast, for it is a Human Number, Its Number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six." ---06/06/06 six six six ---Repent!! – Repent!! ---Until The End of Time ---Heaven’s a LIE --- Lacuna Coil ---For The Devil sends His Beast with Wrath… ---$166.62 |
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| 4. | Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… | ||
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…. Pray for us Sinners, now and at the Hour of Our Death, Amen… … Statements made by the Silent Ruse … Guardian Angel Hope which was my Soul Mind … Guardian Angel Mary Mother of God … 666 … Satan … Trick Ruses … Ruses … Soulless People … Voices in the Silent Ruse’s Trashy Little Trampy Earth Mind … ---Met-Rx Protein Shake with Whole Milk - - - 16 Ounces - - - 200 + 300 = 500 Calories ---Weight Watchers - - Chicken Enchiladas Monterey - - - 310 Calories ---Enzyme, Changes your DNA - - - Met-Rx Bandits ---You got the Enzyme Soul Mind ---God/Devil Enzyme - - Guard it with Your Life !! ---God/Devil Secret – Soul Mind Wakes Up !!! ---On this trashy little trampy earth + + trashy little trampy ruse world + + trashy little trampy planet + + trashy little trampy earth mind + + trashy little trampy (a... |
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| 5. | mother of all battles | ||
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Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers. The phrase has found it's way into everyday use. 1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.
2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss. 3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties. |
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| 6. | MOAB | ||
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MOAB - Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb/Mother of All Bombs
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The GBU-43/B is large, powerful and accurately delivered, high explosive. It is the largest conventional bomb in existence since the BLU-82B or “Daisy Cutter”. The GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb (MOAB) weapon is a 21,000 lbs total weight GPS-guided munition with fins and inertial gyro for pitch and roll control. MOAB is a guided bomb which delivers the 18,700 lb BLU-120/B warhead bomb with KMU-593/B GPS/INS. The MOAB is the largest-ever satellite-guided, air-delivered weapon in history not the largest ever, but the largest satellite guided. The 21,600-pound MOAB is an improved replacement for the unguided 15,000-pound BLU-82 Daisy Cutter. It is 30 feet long with a diameter of 40.5 inches. The warhead is a blast-type warhead. It was developed in only nine weeks to be available for the Iraq campaign, but it was not used in combat. The 21,700-pound 9,500 kilogram bomb contains 18,700 pounds of H6, an explosive that is a mixture of RDX (Cyclotrimethylene trinitramine), TNT, and aluminum. H6 is used by the military for general purpose bombs. H6 is an Australian produced explosive composition. Composition H6 is a widely used main charge filling for underwater blast weapons such as mines, depth charges, torpedoes and mine disposal charges. HBX compositions (HBX-1, HBX-3, and H6) are aluminized (powdered aluminum) explosives used primarily as a replacement for the obsolete explosive, torpex. They are employ... |
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| 7. | Guardian Angel, Mary Mother of God… | ||
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PART 2 more...
---These people will drive you NUTS!!!! ---These people are gonna drive me NUTS!!! ---Your Soul Mind will blink into nothingness ---“Here comes The Church of Madness” . . . Inkubus Sukkubus ---Yeah, what’s that about ---They Ran Out The Country ---They’ll be dropping off like flies . . 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14… ---It’s a Ruse World ---I’m stuck in a Ruse World . . . for the vindication process up until my Name Day!!! ---They just Ruse up the bus, Ruse up the joint. . . ---It’s a Ruse World with Trick Ruses + + Soulless People ---Ruse Voice +++ Ruse Life +++ Ruse Fate ---This That and The Other ---Keravnous - - Lightning! ... |
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