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one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.
daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world
by daniel attaway January 08, 2003
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a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly
whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler
by juancarlos December 22, 2005
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A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.
Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.
by Solid July 13, 2005
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one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye
by tobias December 06, 2002
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one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring
Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler
by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 06, 2006
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someone who plays with their ring
by Mike Hannant February 21, 2003
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Someone who is always fiddling with their brown ring
Wash your hands you ass mongler!!
by garth February 21, 2003
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