Definitions by tobias
boundy
An intoxicating drink named for Sam Boundy discovered by wise and venerable bath lacrosse members of old. not by the hockey team or any of the other numpty teams that claimed to have invented it. Tastes sweet but kicks you in the head in the morning.
Student: "can i have a boundy please barmaid"
Barmaid: "whats that"
Student: "well it used to be half a pint of frosty jacks topped up with a bottle of orange WKD but seeing as you no longer sell this fine cider I will have a boundy light, simply replace frosty jacks with blackthorn"
Barmaid: "you guys are wankers"
Barmaid: "whats that"
Student: "well it used to be half a pint of frosty jacks topped up with a bottle of orange WKD but seeing as you no longer sell this fine cider I will have a boundy light, simply replace frosty jacks with blackthorn"
Barmaid: "you guys are wankers"
The Dark Tower
The center of reality. The point at which all universes, all times, all of existence, meets.
Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.
Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.
The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.
If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.
May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.
See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.
Whether or not the Dark Tower appeared after the Prim receded or if it has always existed is unknown.
Humanity in its great ignorance attempted to toy with the Tower in some way, form, or fashion, and managed to unbalance it, requiring support beams to hold it up.
The beams are beams of force that run through all realities. There are Six beams that are guarded by twelves guardians, with a single lost guardian at the top.
If the Tower falls, then reality recedes like a scroll, ending instantaneously all of existence.
May only be entered by one carring a sigil of Arthur Eld.
See the World Tree, Yggdrasil, Axis Mundi.
The Dark Tower by Tobias February 10, 2005
Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Cuthbert by Tobias August 23, 2004
goon
A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people.
Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.
Morgoth
All peensters bow before Morgoth!
hizzle
"What be the shizzle at the hizzle, my nizzle?"
Translation: "What's happening at your house, my friend?"
Translation: "What's happening at your house, my friend?"