ass macaroni 

ass macaroni is when you have haemorrhoids in the shape of elbow macaroni

"tia has some fine ass ass macaroni goin' on"

ass macaroni by @supersexysex June 13, 2014

Macaroni Ass 

A worthy lazy person that collects sumplimental income and has nothing better to do with there time but hang out with their working friends

Matt is such a macaroni ass. All he does is collect his disability check and bother his friends while they are at work

Macaroni Ass by Angry midget October 24, 2018