ass ferret 

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...

ass ferret by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

ass feret 

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

ass feret by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

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Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

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Assferret 

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.

Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.

Assferret by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011

Assferret 

1. An autocorrect fail word.
2. A donkey-ferret hybrid
3. An annoying and stupid person

Scenario 1- texting on iPhones
Mom - Can't wait to see you tomorrow! Don't forget the assferret candies for the goodybags!
Girl-Assferret? I know we talked about ASSORTED candies. Call me if the goodybags have changed. LOL

Scenario 2-
Dude 1 - Hey, did you see that weird looking assferret?
Dude 2 - Yeah! It's so big!

Scenario 3-
Dude 1 - Dale is such an assferret. I hope he dies
Dude 2 - I know! I've wanted to stab his ass so many times

Assferret by I be trollin' today June 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022