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Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"
ass fangs by MeThinksItGoesLikeThis May 15, 2014
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Ass Fangs
A gambling game which requires 2 people. Player 1 is the victim and player #2 is the venemous snake and rescuer. Instructions are as follows:
The victim lays on his/her back and places both of their feet on the bed next to their head (if done properly they should look like a folded lawnchair). This action will expose their anal cavity nicely. At this point individual #2 (the snake) lubes up their pointer finger and middle finger (on either hand) and curls them up into what looks like fangs. The snake then “strikes” his/her “fangs” into the victim’s anal cavity. The victim proceeds to try and shake off the “fangs” as quickly as they can (Remaining in the same exact position). If the victim manages to shake the “fangs” off, individual #2 (now the rescuer) must proceed to suck on the anal cavity of the victim to “suck out the poison.”
This game has three rounds in which each participant takes turns in each role. The game begins with a coin toss to determine who will start in which role. If the victim manages to shake the fangs loose within 2 minutes of penetration they win the round. If the snake manages to keep their fangs in the victim for the full 2 minutes they win the round. Best 2 out of 3.
The victim lays on his/her back and places both of their feet on the bed next to their head (if done properly they should look like a folded lawnchair). This action will expose their anal cavity nicely. At this point individual #2 (the snake) lubes up their pointer finger and middle finger (on either hand) and curls them up into what looks like fangs. The snake then “strikes” his/her “fangs” into the victim’s anal cavity. The victim proceeds to try and shake off the “fangs” as quickly as they can (Remaining in the same exact position). If the victim manages to shake the “fangs” off, individual #2 (now the rescuer) must proceed to suck on the anal cavity of the victim to “suck out the poison.”
This game has three rounds in which each participant takes turns in each role. The game begins with a coin toss to determine who will start in which role. If the victim manages to shake the fangs loose within 2 minutes of penetration they win the round. If the snake manages to keep their fangs in the victim for the full 2 minutes they win the round. Best 2 out of 3.
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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