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24.
ass
1. Four legged mammal similar in appearance to a horse, albeit a particularly straggly, smelly horse. The donkey belongs to this particular segment of equestrians.

2. The buttocks/anus.

3. A woman/man of particular aesthetic quality.

4. A fool. In this context, usually prefixed with 'dumb'.

5. Used as a suffix for any number of adjectives, usually by children. See below for examples.
1. "I will buy this ass for seven groats, no more!"

2. "My ass is killing me. I'm never eating Chicken Phaal again."

3. "Shheeeaaat! Check out that fine piece 'o' ass! (whistle)"

4. "You dumbass! Get the cat out of there, I need to do a number two!"

5. Lame-ass, Dumb-ass, Stoopid-ass(sic), Fruity-ass, Vacuous-ass, Interminable-ass, Destabilisable-ass.
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
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1.
ass
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003
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2.
ass
A Place where courageous people do the nasty
by anonymous December 07, 2002
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3.
ass
something i happen to accidentally grab every time i walk by a hot girl.
-YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS!
-oh, my bad
by Urban Dictionary March 17, 2005
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4.
ass
1)n. A type of donkey or mule
2)n. a slang term to discribe the buttox
3)n. A stupid or foolish person
1) I rode my ass up the mountain.
2) I'll sake my ass in your face.
3) Stop being an ass!
by anonymous June 14, 2003
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5.
ass
Bender's most frequently uttered word.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
by dj gs68 May 13, 2003
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6.
ass
1. Vulgar Slang/Noun. The buttocks or anus.

2. Vulgar Slang/Noun. A stupid, mean, or despicable person.

3. Vulgar Slang/Adj. Very or quite a bit of.

4. Vulgar Slang/Noun. An undesirable place of person.
1. Wow, Michel has a nice hot ass.

2. Man, Randy was such an ass today. He forgot to come to school.

3. Shit, that was a packed-ass club.

3 (2). Whoah, that's a big-ass monster.

4. Man, that place was the ass of the neighborhood.
by RBXfromdashow June 22, 2004
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7.
ass
Used to describe a foul flavor or smell, though not directly comparing the offending taste/odor to ass itself, thus creating a "catch-all" category of troublesome sensory inputs.
"Man, this sandwich smells like ass!"
by Thousand June 08, 2004
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