Having four kids from four different guys and not knowing who any of there fathers are, then going on Maury and testing nine different guys and still not knowing who the father is.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!