noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.
Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.
by Angdydrew March 16, 2005
A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.
"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"
by ProfessorOwl May 14, 2007
When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.
OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!
by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009
Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.
That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.
by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
The stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food. Similar in consistency and sound to regular 'pee,' only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.
Man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that I'm going to ass pee all fucking night.
by Orkstein March 16, 2007
what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)
pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee
by blackwave September 23, 2003