The act of falling asleep at an unreasonably early hour while in the presence of guests.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.
Usually this will also consist of passing out on the largest piece of furniture; depriving someone of a place to sit.
by AlrightLike June 9, 2013
When your girlfriend / some random chick is asleep and you wrap her hand around your cock and begin to jerk yourself off. She then wakes up and it is understood that she must finish the job.
I pulled the ole' "asleep at the wheel" on my girlfriend last night! Needless to say she was less than enthused, however she finished me off anyways as she was obligated to.
by K to tha G beotch January 12, 2021
The act of pretending to be asleep when in reality you are awake hoping to hear trash talk about you or others in your circle.....
"Found out the other night after Shane's party I was fixin' to get jumped .. Over heard the whole plan while I was wide asleep".....
by Jlaw2000 February 15, 2016
by skootch June 1, 2005
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
by barcelonaIV April 13, 2015
To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.
by Jesse Kingston April 8, 2011
Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
by P.Shiesty November 16, 2021